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    November 02

    干物女

    “干物女”,也就是像香菇、干贝等干巴巴的女人。
    干物女是已经放弃恋爱,凡事都说:「这样最轻松」的年轻女人。
    假日时几乎都在家里睡觉,穿着高中时代的体育服装,歪斜躺在家里喝啤酒看棒球转播、DVD等。
     
    “干物女”自测  
    不竞争,不交际,不运动,不恋爱……是干物女的特质。下面附带了“干物女”试纸供我们做试验,看看我们是不是也属于“干物女”?(选“是”记1分,选“否”记0分)
      1、在家里总是把头发随意夹起,穿宽松的运动弹性布料。
      2、假日不化妆也不穿胸罩,一晃半年没上美容院。
      3、要么随便站在厨房吃东西,要么一个人也敢上饭馆点桌菜。
      4、出门后要是忘记东西,不脱鞋直接以脚尖踩地板到房间拿。
      5、最近只有爬楼梯让自己心跳,有喜欢上虚拟人物的倾向。
      6、认为在家看漫画、看电视、上网,也比出门跟男人谈恋爱有趣。
      7、在社交中,如没摸清对方的脾气和个性,就不太愿意做深入交流。
      8、时常有突发性的痴迷,对象可能是动漫、电玩、书籍、某个影视娱乐明星、网络名人、手工制作、烹调……
      9、干什么都会联想到网络,即使上网没事做,也要经常挂在网上。
      10、经常会厌倦上班,想逃避但又没办法。
      11、不太愿意遵守一个固定的作息时间,体形要么偏胖要么偏瘦。
      12、口头禅:“麻烦死了”、“随便啦”、“哎,就这么可以啦”
      13、或多或少都会被人评论“有点闷骚”。
      5分以下普通大众型:你的生活很大众化,相对稳定。
      5-8分潜力宅人型:你极具“干物”潜质,差的只是时机。
      9分以上强力干物女,好好收藏自己吧!

     

    老娘10分!.....


      

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    RX Lwrote:
    有人拿过8分以下吗?要是我SOA有这么好看就好了
    Nov. 6
    winnie wwrote:
    干物女,啥时候出来吃个饭?
    Nov. 2

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